Teen Pregnancy.

I was looking on google, and was curious as to what the statistics were about Teen Pregnancy. When I came across the total rate of teen pregnancy in the United states, and Canada and was completly flabbergasted about how many teens now get pregnant. The total rate of pregnancies in the United States was 821,810(84 pregnancies per 1,000 people). The total rate of pregnancies in Canada for 2000 was 38,600 (38 pregnancies per 1,000 people). They say that Sweden and France, have even lower teen pregnancy rates than Canada.

In my opinion, which hopefully doesn't offend anyone who is pregnant. Is that I believe that pregnancy is a beautiful thing, giving birth to something so precious is amazing. Being able to teach your child. There is nothing more that gets me angry and worried and confused as to teens getting pregnant. They aren't ready, they don't have all the right things to take care of a baby. A baby isn't like going shopping for a new dress it's something with a heart, a living human. I feel like teens think, yes! Sex without a condom, I'm cool now. Just wait until you are laying in a hospital giving birth to a new born baby. It's not fun, it's not easy, it's hard.

I feel like teens don't take it as seriously as they should be. I mean were young, we sometimes do stupid things. I'm not okay with abortions, but I think sometimes there is a time and a reason for it. I don't like adoption. Why bring someone to the world and chuck them to someone else, I mean your child isn't going to like that when they get older.


All I'm trying to say is that, I am no all for teens having babies. Take responsibility, and make the right choices.. Condoms are always nessacary. Ladies don't be silly Wrap his Willy.. Seriously!

Please know who ever is reading this and might be pregnant I am not trying to offend it's just my opinion. Hope some of you take this into serious thought.

Good for the soul.

I sometimes do this thing where after I feel nerdy. I am not embarassed though, so I will share with you. Every day I come on the computer and post the daily quotes. Kinda lame I know, but sometimes they are good, and sometimes they are bad, and most of the times they make you think. So I will share them with you :)

(I just want to say that I didn't write these quotes)

“In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday”

“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”

"Don't count the days-make the days count"

"I will prepare and someday my chance will come"

"You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is diferent one, each day brings a miracle of it's own. It's just a matter of paying attention to this miracle."

"Someday is not a day of the week"

"Every day you spend drifting away from your goals is a waste not only of that day, but also of the additional day it takes regain lost ground"

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I wnat to read, and all the friends I want to see"

"Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've have everything to do, and you've done it"

Hopefully it made you think, because i know it made me, haha.

Cry cry, and cry some more.

I have this problem where I cry over everything. Haha, It's almost as if I have this big bag of water hiding behind my eyes and once something that strongly bothers me pops that bag, and millions of little tears weld from my eyes. This isn't a touchy subject, it's actually very funny. Because alot of people always call me a baby, when they say it, they usually say it as a joke. When I hear it, I take it seriously. I'm such a baby! I once sat in my room and as thinking... Hmmm what seriously makes me cry. Not only but one thing came to mind. It was probably the most stupidest thing, but after knowing that I actually laughed at myself. You sometimes feel sorry for people who are sad, then you have me. The person who is extremly happy, all the time, and when she cries, shes still happy. Does that make sense? It's like, when I'm crying, I'm still happy, it's just when your crying theres something bothering you, but in my case when I'm crying it's only because I take this little thing and make it something completly bigger then it is, then after someone says Jenn, seriously! then I laugh and say wow I'm stupid. I actually never really taken it into this much of thought. Now that it's out, and said with I feel even more stupid. If you have the same problem as me. It'll get better, just get a friend to slap you when ever you take something and blow it out of proportion. It's silly how girls do that isn't it, actually let me rephrase that. It sucks how girls do that isn't it. You always just have to put it in your head that it's started so small got to big, and will end even smaller. :)

Gay Marriage.

Alot of people have many opinions and beliefs, and one is deffinitly towards gays, lesbians and bi's. I mean I'm not saying that everyone hates gays, but I believe that half of this world don't agree to it. I have heard just about everyones opinions, and ive never actually shared my opinion. Some of my friends agree that, it isin't a sin, but it's not right. Or they say, It is a sin, Or most say it's gross, and sorta awkward. In my opinion, there is no rule to love, you can love who you want wether it's a girl or a boy. You can get married to who ever you want, because when you love someone, it's not about what they wear, what race they are, or what gender they are, it's when you look at them, and you see that they are exactly the person you want to share the rest of your life with. Not only do you want to share your life with them but you love them for who the are inside, because it's always whats inside that counts. Yes, you do have your opinion, and if it's against mine then yeah i can think that your just being close minded, but doesn't mean i'm going to hate you, or make you feel like your a terrible person. I'm just trying to show people that maybe other then making gays feel like they have to hide themselves from family, friends etc.. they can be out of their shells and walk with us, because they are no different then we are.

I wish I had a little control over how people think about Gay marriage, actually I wish I could change the rules of gay marriage. Because if you want to get married to a guy, and your a guy, so be it. If you want to be married to a girl and your a girl, So be it.

Who are we to say that gay people can't love and feel what we feel when we get married.

Wrong signals.

I've always realized that there are so many people that judge a person acording to style, beliefs, taste in music or other topics, race ect.. but whats always something that people judge others about are piercings.

If you have your lip pierced, your either a poser, or an emo. Which to me is retarted because how does a lip piercing make you a poser? It's like saying to someone that if they are wearing the same shirt as you, they are posers. Which is more then impossible to find a shirt that hasn't been made over a million times, and put into stores, for everyone to have one.

If you have your nose pierced, your a lesbian. I think it's if you have your right side pierced, you are a lesbian. Which is stupid because I have my nose pierced on the right side, and I am not a lesbian. It's actually funny how people sit down and make up stupid stuff that is completly irrelevant to having a nose piercing.

If you have your tongue pierced, it's clearly because you want to be better in giving oral sex. Pft! that is ridiculous, some people just like the look of it. I mean yeah sometimes if I know someone who is a tad promiscuous and has their tongue pierced, I'm like maybe she did get it to upgrad her skills in oral, but then after I think that, I'm like, seirously though who cares.

I'm getting so sick and tired of people judging everyone for something they like? sometimes its different but its because you don't like it. But it's nothing you should talk about and waste your breath other? I mean where does that lead you. right.

Think about it.

Family bonding.

Me and my family just moved out of our old house. It was actually so sad just leaving that house, that was fun of soo many memories I mean I used to live in that house since I was 3 years old. I grew up with so many people there. Now it's all gone and now i have to make new memories. What sucks the most now is that i'm not as close to everything and everyone as I used to be, all my friends live in ajax and in oshawa.. and i know its not too far, but to get a ride every weekend, its far.

When I used to live in oshawa I could always just say i'll be right there, I'm walking. Now it's more like, Oh I can't, or I'll take the bus, and the bus would be too hard because I'm clueless in this town.

Anyways, Hopefully there is only good memories and not bad memories

Requiem for a dream

So last night I was watching this movie called "Requiem for a dream" and as I was watching this moving. I kept on crying and crying, it reminded me of someone I know, and it brought back terrible memories, and thoughts and I just couldint stop crying.

I'll fill you in on the movie a bit. So basically the point of the movie, is how theres this one guy (Jared Leto) Whois a coke addict, and he has a beautiful girlfriend (Jennifer Connelly) who is also a coke addict, and they also have a friend who is also one as well. They all end up going throught this tought situations. Where the italians and the blacks are both killing each other (only the drug dealers) and thats how they made their money,but now that there isint any Cocain selling on the streets, they have to put themselves into risky situations.

For example, Jennifer connelly, she really needs cocain, so she starts to see a dealer, who makes her do things she wouldint ever do (prostitute) herself, for drugs.

Also, Jared Leto's mother, is a very lonely sad old lady, but once she gets a call from this tv show that would like her to come on television, she starts to worry because she wants to fit into her red dress, so she takes drugs to makeher loose weight. She then starts to get addicted and can't stop taking them, she started taking them in the summer and bad things started to happen during winter, she hasnt been eating or doesint anything but cleaning and sleeping. it's very sad movie. It really makes you think.

Anyways if your interested, heres the trailer. it's very old, but its a cool movie.

Crunchy Bar Hebert

Crunchy Bar Hebert.

I can't wait to move out of my house, go to college save up money to my bills and save a little more for a Miniature Dashound. I've always wanted a black Miniature Dashound, and name him/her Crunchy, but I'd rather have a boy dog :) I've always want to have a dog of my own, especialy one that I can name, train. The dog I have now, Gizmo, hes a pain. I feel kind of sorry for him, when he was little his older owners used to abuse him, then once we saved him, he changed completly he is only comfortable around my brothers and sister, mom and dad but everyone else I know, can't even touch him. Other then my sisters boyfriend, and mine. I think it mainly because my dog got used to them being over so much that he basically counts them as family. Haha, sounds wierd but it's true.

Anyways, back to Crunchy.
I mean first of all the name Crunchy is just adorable. Also, the name Crucnhy for a black miniature dashound, can't go wrong there.

Paranormal Activity

On Thursday October 28th, I went and saw the new movie Paranormal Activity.

Unfortunetly, I miss the first 10 minutes, but it didint matter because the movie was terrible anyways. Probably the most funniest thing that happened during the movie, was when everyone was screaming at randome parts. For instance this one part, they are just sitting and talking about work, and this group of people screamed.

Anyways, this movie was probably the stupidest movie that has ever come out in theaters, other then GI-Jo (If you like this movie, then i'm sorry) So anyways... this movie was saying how this was real people taping it and how this was based on true events, but I know that every time they said, "Based on a true story" or "Based on true events" what they are really saying is "They all die in real life, but everything else is made up" I mean yeah, thats how movies are made they have to scare the audience and obviously make a good movie, but it's strange how it manages to scare me, but the story lines suck.

In my opinion, Paranormal Activity was a terrible movie, because if you have seen it. Then you will know that it can give who ever has motion sickness would throw up while watching this movie, or who ever believes in "Paranormal Activity" would never be able to sleep. Or if theres someone like me, after all the ending credits would sit there look at the screen turn to their friend and say "That was terrible".

Well anyways, I don't suggest you watch this movie if you have motion sickness, and actual good taste in actual amazing horror movies.

Halloween.

LIST OF THINGS YOU NEED FOR HALLOWEEN.

Material.

Candy
Drinks
Chips or Popcorn
A friend or Boyfriend
A blanket
A pillow
Lights all off
A converter
Most of all....
Every Halloween movie ever Created.


By every Halloween movie ever created, I don't mean the latest ones, because those are all into our generation and seem pretty cut back and kinda lame. I mean the oldies, with Jamie Lee Curtis, Tony moran. Yeah they aren't as scary as the new ones. It's just old movies never get old.

Chinese Culture

I was bored in English class and needed to find a new blog topic to write about, and well I remebered that earlier today I was talking to my friend Marielle about anthropology. I was always so fascinated about different Cultural habits in different places around the world. I remember a long time ago my friend was telling me about how Chinese have very different Cultural habits, so I figured why not search it up. I then began to go on google, and found a page about Strange Chinese Cultural Habits.

One of the first strange habit was Foot binding. I couldin't remember exactlty what binding ment, so I googled a picture, and nearly threw up.

In the chinese culture,Foot binding is the Chinese traditional view the ideal image of a woman one with narrow, pointed feet. Foot binding was thought to be a sign of class, and a symbol of chastity. What they would do is force their toes under the sole of the foot and, over time, are forced into smaller and smaller sized shoes. It said that. Still, today there are over 1 million Chinese women living with feet deformed by the practice.

Interesting Eh?

Pet Peaves.

About an hour ago, I was thinking about how there are so many things that people do that really get on my nerves, here are a couple of my pet peaves.

1. I can't stand it, when people try to mouth what your saying, while you are talking.

2. When people sing a song, and don't know the words, but make up their own as they go along, and it doesint even go with the beat or make any sense.

3.When you make a really funny joke, and the person beside you hits you on the sholder and says "That was really funny", when they are not even laughing.

4.When people will see a person, make fun of them for what they are wearing, then 20 minutes later, will say how they are not judgemental.

5. How people say "I am so mad right now!" then you ask why? then they say, "Oh! don't worry about it" Well then why would you even bring it up if your not going to tell us whats going on?

6. When people talk to you over msn about why they are mad at you, then once you get in person, they get scared?

7. When someone older makes fun of someone younger.

8.When someone is all nice to you infront of your face, then once you walk away they talk behind your back.

9. When people say I'm growing up, it's you who needs to grow up! When really you truly know its them.

10. How people need to beat up someone who is looking, talking or texting their boyfriend or girlfriend.

11. How people do weed at school.

12. How people eat with their mouth open.

13.How people can't just move on over something that is childish and stupid.

14. When you ask a teacher a question, and they make you feel like your dumb.

15. When a person talks down to you

16. How people just stare at you, even after you catch them.

17. How someone doesint have any class in a restaurant, and eats like a pig.

18. hypocrites.

19. Soemone who can lie constantly, but sucks at lying.

I know it may seem like I hate alot of things, but these are just things that get on my nerves from time to time. Because, sometimes I do some of these things, and so do you. Doesin't make you a bad person, or make you a person that everyone is going to hate. and yes I kinda did contradict myself in the sense of saying, hypocrites get on my nerves then just saying that I do some of these things sometimes even if they get me angry. I only mean the kinds of hypocrites that do it all the time, about things that shouldint even matter.

Id love to hear yours, so tell me some of your pet peaves.
:)

Selfish Suicide

I could sit here for hours and think about reasons as to why someone would commit suicide. I still can't find one reason. To me suicide is selfish, ending your life and putting your family,friends and maybe your boyfriend/girlfriend into terrible depression. I doesint even cross my mind, the pain that families go through when their child, cousin, brother, husband, or loved ones commits suicide. I remeber when I was about 15 years old and someone told me that they have a friend that commited suicide. I also remeber the face he gave me, as he was telling me the story. It took him 2 hours just to finish his story, and afterwards he looked at me and said "seriously Jenn, if you ever know someone who is about to commit suicide, make sure to let someone know. No matter what he or she will put you through after, they will never forget that you saved their life". The saddest part about that boys story, was the after part. When his story started to pass through the school, because some people though it was their business to share his personal life with the hole school. Some people started to laugh, call the boy a waste of flesh and air. Even made it loud and clear to the person who told us, that his friend deserved what ever made him decide to end his life. It sickens me how people can't just keep there opinions to themselves. Some people just don't care how much pain they afflect to someone, when they say something so utterly unessacery.

Jealousy my friends, suck!

It's kinda funny, but kind of sad, how much a girl can get jealous and freak out over something that is so small. Seriously so small that you have to put it under a microscope just to see it. Then again, it sucks so much being jealous, and worrying about something. I remeber I used to be so jealous that i would even go to great lenghts to skip out on seeing something,or someone. Sometimes i would just not litsen, usually it never works, but sometimes it helps. It Gives me a little big of sanity. I don't know about you, but when i'm jealous I get into one of those moods were if you wanna talk to me, lets talk about something so completly off of what is on my mind at this very exact moment. Then once I get home, I freak out and need to talk about it, but once i spit out every word, at the end I feel good, until the person on the other end of the phone, sits there and starts to laugh. Their response always starts with "Wow Jenn, you are such a girl." Or usually its "Are you kidding me? Jenn, it's such a little thing, that you have blown way out of poportion" Then I sit there and think. Wow! Did I seriously just freak out over that, then I smile hang up the phone and give my self a little treat, preferably Milk.

My advice.
Instead of freaking out over something that to you is so big, but to most so small, go find what ever it is you are jealous about and ask. Either you'll hear what you want to, or you might get something you wish you hadn't heard, but in the end its always going to help you.

Friendship.

Here are a couple of people I asked to give me there meaning of friend ship...

Stephanie: Friendship is when two people can have complete silence and be perfectly at ease.

Brittney: Friendship.. it goes a long way, and no matter what way it goes, you know that person is going to be there right by your side. When they say they love you and want the best for you, in their hearts they truly mean it. Someone who knows you completely, someone who can tell when you're sad even if you didn't say a word. Accept you for you, and sticking by that. Never leaving you no matter the circumstance. Fighting only brings you closer, since you remember all the good times and just forget why you even started fighting

Ariel: Frienship is something that is built on trust and love, that its much better to have a few good trustworthy friends than a bunch of aquantences... quality not quantity

Devin: Depending on the level of friendship....for true friendship, it's a complete acception of who they are and a fondness for another being that in turn is returned, bonded through trust. It's a symbiotic relationship between two beings on a social and psychological level.

Trina: Litsen, Love,Trust, and being there for each other.

Alysia: A relationship that is built between two or more people which involves fun, laughter, trust.

Jessica: Friendship is actually a tough thing to explain. Friendship to me is sharing stories, helping eachother out through tough times and were you dont have to worry about being judged, its trust and having a great time......You're suposed to feel comfortable with your friends and always have someone to turn to.


Tanya: Friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people. In this sense, the term connotes a relationship which involves mutual knowledge, esteem, affection, and respect along with a degree of rendering service to friends in times of need or crisis.which meana friendship is like family

Olivia: Two most important words: mutual trust

Jessica: Friendship is when someone knows the good and bad of you and is still your friend. a bond between people where its based on trust and honesty.

I would love to know your meaning of Friendship. Now for my meaning of friendship.

I don't think friendship is something you go looking for. I think friendship is when you meet someone, and you grow to trust them in time, and when you can be honest with that one special person. Friendship is something that builds through time, nothing you can rush, nothing you can take for granted. It is something so strong that once you have it, you do everything in your power to hold on to it. I read this quote from Aristotle, and I truly believe it, hear it out.

"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies" [Aristotle]

I hope any of this interests you.

Girls talk, face it!

It is so hard to be motivated and to be normal, when there are millions of rumors,drama, and other stuff that is flying around. I remeber elementary school, were we would talk about who has the cooler lunch box, or who has a brownie. Now, in highschool everything is about everyone else, and what everyone else is talking about. Personally, I find normal conversations about books, movies, boys, and a shows I watched last night, is way better then talking about girls and what they did with this person, or what she said about this person, or this person is a blah blah blah. It seems that the people who are living in the generation now can't come up with a constructive conversation about more important things, like the world, and what chaos is happening to our not so green planet. In my oppinion, yes, hanging out with boys are always fun. They're calm, don't like gossip and drama. They life to play sports, watch sports. Laugh about actually funny things, and not laugh about someone. Sometimes though, you just need a girlfriend, to talk about your relationships, but why even waste your breath trying to trust someone now. I think that now, everytime I tell someone something that involves something personal on my part. Its scary, and hard to look deep into that persons eyes and actually trust them 100%. In what messed up world are we living in?

The army.

So a month ago, I was at home sitting on the couch with my mom, my brother, and my dad. A commercial about the army came on, and everyone went silent. My mom then started to ask my brother a question. I really wish I wasn’t there to hear it. So basically the question was about the army, and how his physical went, and his interview. His response, “it went really good, they said they will call me back in a month or two, and then I can leave and go to Québec to get trained”. I was confused at first, I thought they were just talking about a normal job, when I started to really think I was questioning why does he need a physical for a job? And Québec? WHATT!!?!? That makes no sense what is this job he is applying for? I then started to ask my brother, so what is this job for? Electrician? He paused looked at my mom, and looked back at me, no Jen I’m actually going to be going to the army. My mouth dropped instantly, I couldn’t even think or even speak for a second my mind was complete mush it was like someone took my brain and stepped on it. A few seconds later, I looked at him and I couldn’t hold it back, I wouldn’t hold it back. I cried instantly. It is now a month after this hole notice about my brother possibly getting accepted into the army, and if you’re wondering, still no call. As selfish and rude I may sound I am so happy he has not got a call yet. There is still one more month and I can’t take waiting and waiting to see if my brother will be leaving our family to go to Quebec this year. Personally I think war or any kind of violence is a waste of time. But come to think of it? Imagine what the world would be like now, without war and violence. Crazy thought eh?

Thank you, Thank you very much.

The King of Rock n' Roll.. Elvis Presley!

Elvis Presley, what could I possibly tell you in short form about Elvis, and all the great memories he brings back. All my life as a little girl my dad would play Elvis, in the car, in the kitchen, in the backyard when we were just lounging in the summer. I couldin't imagine my life without litsening to Elvis. Oh I can't forget my little crushy days, were when my father showed me a picture of Elvis, I was completly in love. I mean common Elvis Presley is a looker. Not to mention his voice is amazing. My all time favorite song by him Would have to be "Heartbreak Hotel" but also theres "Teddy Bear". Seriously I can not be the only person in this world who would kill to have Elvis Presley alive. I don't mean that in literal sense, but you know that. I was actually watching this movie that was called, "Hounddog" with Dakota fanning, David Morse, Robin Wright Penn. It's about a girl named Lewellen,who is growing up in ,rural Alabama in the 1950s. Her life is depressing as she(Lewellen) is poor and motherless. She lives with her Grammie, and has a strained relationship with her daddy. Lewellen's only pleasure is playing with neighbor boy Buddy and listening to Elvis. Lewellen's favorite song is "Hounddog" which she will perform for anybody at the drop of a hat. It's actually an amazing movie, well I liked it. Heres the trailer.

The sound of silence.

EVERRYONNEE, PLEASE GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR SIMON AND GARFUNKEL..

Hello darkness, my old friend,
Ive come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

This song is without a doubt my favorite song to litsen to by, Simon and Garfunkel. Besides the one and only Mrs Robinson. Everytime I litsen to this song it always brings me back to when I was about 8 or 9. My friend Ariel and I would always blast oldies and dance. We always litsened to Elvis, Patsy Cline, The beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, CCR and so many great other bands & artist.

I like to believe that one day music like this, will come back and move us all again. Don't get me wrong I love all the different genres out there now a days, but it'll never own up to the music back when my parents were young.

Heres the continuing of the song "Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel :).

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of
A neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one deared
Disturb the sound of silence.

Fools said i,you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you.
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoedIn the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon God they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the signs said, the words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
And whisperd in the sounds of silence.

Also Heres a video of the wonderful song. For those who have never heard this song.

Got milk?! PHOTO ESSSAY!

PHOTO ESSSAY!!

For English Class we all had to make a photo Essay.. I couldin't decide on what I wanted to do mine on, so I happened to pick a non constructive thing, that always makes me happy when I'm dying of thirst. That's right! You guessed it, Milk!

(The Glass! Dun Dun Dunnnn)

Late at night I always wake up and get extremly thirsty. Sometimes I suck it up, or some times I get my bum out of bed and search for something to drink. Usually I get myself a nice big glass of ice cold water and it always feels good. For once in my life I woke up and instead of getting a cold glass of water, I got myself a cold glass of MILK! As you can see here, this is only just the biginning of my story about the glass of milk.



(The glass, and the milk, dun dun DUNNN)

Of course, just my luck someone used up all the milk and I had to get a fresh new bag and cut the tip. Just so I could pour myself one single cold glass of milk. The story behind this picture is that I was secretly so excited to pour that milk into that nice not to mention "Ikea" glass for only $5.99. That's besides the point, i've never gotten so thirsty until I looked at that milk sitting beside my nice glass. Only moments away would I get to actually get some milk into that glass then drink it with pride.

(The glass, The milk, The POUR! dun dun DUNNN)

Oh my goodness! So close but yet so far away. I cant believe I'm finaly getting close to drinking a fresh nice cold glass of milk. Not to mention, once again, my nice ikea glass. Have you ever actually gotten excited to pour a glass of amazing calcium into a nice glass? Because if you've never gotten to experience such a great thing, then you must try it.

(The glass, The milk, The actual pour! Dun dun dunnnnn)

At last, The milk is finaly going into my nice clean ikea glass, that was on sale for $5.99. Once that drip of milk hit the bottom of my glass, I instantly smelt the calcium. I've always thought that if you drink loads of milk in a second, you will grow extra strong like the hulk or superman? Well atleast my Mother always seemed to tell me. She was right, at this very exact moment I felt my body start to grow.

(The glass, The milk, Just a little bit MORE milk!, dun dun DUNNN!)

I couldin't help it! I know this is alot of milk especially at night. Wait is there even any rules on drinking milk at a certain time? No, exactly so who cares, just a little bit more and then I'm done. As I was pouring this milk I couldint help but notice the funny sounds it was making. Milk is actually so white, like look at this picture. It's seriously white, as white as this backround. Craaaazzyyy!

(The glass, The Milk, The finishing touch! Dun dun DUNNN!)

I am truly, without a doubt, extremly proud of myself. I've never managed to pour myself a glass of milk into a glass without spilling it all over the place. I have terrible hand cordnations, I swear if it wasint for my mother teaching me all these years how to pour a nice clean glass of milk, water, juice whatever, I would be swimming in milk at this very moment. Plus, I didin't pour myself that much milk. It's just enough to get the thought of thirst out of my head.

(The glass, The milk, My mouth! dun dun DUNNN!)

YAY! This milk is actually enriched with 100% calcium. Well atleast that's what it says on the bag. Look at my face, I'm so glad to have finally gotten my milk poured into my nice ikea glass. Personally I like skimmed milk better then 1%, or 2%. I mean, I can only drink milk if it's cold, hence why I usually put ice in mine, I know what your thinking... EWWWWY! Whatever, don't knock it till you try it.

(Got milk?!) dun dun dunnnn!

Yeah, I know exactly what your thinking. "Why would Jenn put a fake milk mustache? To answer your question. I actually don't have an excuse. Heck! I got bored, and I thought that it would be funny. I mean you have to admit it does go with my story, and what's a story about milk if there wasint a milk moustache. Personally I never get milk moustaches, I tried to actually have a real one, but it just wouldint work. Sorry kids! hope you still like this fake one made out of real Klenex :O!

(The glass, NO MILK!) dun dun DUNNNN!

Oh yeah! That was fresh, i'm not thirsty anymore, and now I can go to bed and sleep like a baby. but first lets take a second and look back to the first picture. Great times! I'm never gonna forget this moment. Next time you cant sleep, and wake up super thirsty. Also where you get really tired of drinking milk OVER and OVER again. Have yourself a nice glass of G2M (Ha! my own little science joke, which really isint that funny) just incase you didint get it (Glass 2 Milk) as in H2O, but you knew that right?





(The glass, And Sunlight soap!)

But ofcourse, how could I forget. Momma bear would be really upset seeing a glass full of milk everywhere just laying around on the stove. To solve this problem, take some dish soap out and some nice hot water and get a cleaning. Once you wake up, you don't need to tell your mom you had a glass of milk late at night. Saves you the trouble. I hope everyone who reads this, takes this into consideration. That if you ever drink milk late a night, it'll not only cure the curse of thirst, it'll also give you extra healthy bones, loads of Calcium well to be technical will say, 100% of Calcium, and not to mention make you very happy in the end.


NOTE: Yes, Infact I do know this subject was probably the wierdest subject for a Photo Essay! but seirously, you try to come up with something that is fun and not yawn bore me to tears. I also know it's probably creepy to you how much I love milk, but I was only half joking. Just a laugh here and there. :) So don't judge.